{"id":2203,"date":"2026-03-26T10:44:19","date_gmt":"2026-03-26T10:44:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bliv-klogere.dk\/?page_id=2203"},"modified":"2026-03-26T10:44:20","modified_gmt":"2026-03-26T10:44:20","slug":"5-dad-counting-the-cattle","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/bliv-klogere.dk\/index.php\/5-dad-counting-the-cattle\/","title":{"rendered":"5. DAD: &#8220;Counting the Cattle&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DAD (Disneyland After Dark) slog sig op p\u00e5 at lave ko-punk. Her er en af deres bedste. Deres musik skal ikke altid tages lige seri\u00f8st, men det g\u00e5r p\u00e5 festlig vis over stok og sten.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I \u00f8vrigt forb\u00f8d Disneyland dem at hedde Disneyland After Dark og truede med retssag, s\u00e5 de skiftede navn til DAD.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-4-3 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Counting the Cattle\" width=\"604\" height=\"453\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/H1hDb-oeNIg?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Tekst<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-table\"><table class=\"has-fixed-layout\"><tbody><tr><td>[Chorus]<br>I&#8217;m countin&#8217; the cattle: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5&#8230;<br>I&#8217;m countin&#8217; the cattle<br>Just to check if there alive<br>I&#8217;m countin&#8217; the cattle: 6, 7, 8, 9, 10<br>I&#8217;m countin&#8217; the cattle once again.<br><br>[Vers 2]<br>Well, the first little cow<br>She went for a climb, fell off the<br>Mountain &#8211; and then we were 9<br>&#8212;<br>The second little cow, she went out<br>For a date<br>Discovered it was Wolfie<br>And then we were 8<br><br>[Chorus]<br>I&#8217;m countin&#8217; the cattle: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5&#8230;<br>I&#8217;m countin&#8217; the cattle<br>Just to check if there alive<br>I&#8217;m countin&#8217; the cattle: 6, 7, 8, 9, 10<br>I&#8217;m countin&#8217; the cattle once again.<br><br>[Vers 2]<br>Well number 3 &amp; no 4 they were longhorned chicks<br>&#8211; Met some horny bulls<br>And now I&#8217;m only countin&#8217; 6<br>&#8212;<br>Number 5, 6 &amp; 7 went out without their key<br>The&#8217;re hanging at the butchers<br>And I&#8217;m only counting 3<br><br>[Chorus]<br>I&#8217;m countin&#8217; the cattle: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5&#8230;<br>I&#8217;m countin&#8217; the cattle<br>Just to check if there alive<br>I&#8217;m countin&#8217; the cattle: 6, 7, 8, 9, 10<br>I&#8217;m countin&#8217; the cattle once again.<br><br>[Vers 3]<br>Well the 8\u00b79 said: &#8211; We&#8217;re never havin&#8217;<br>Fun!! They packed their things<br>And left! And I&#8217;m only countin&#8217; 1!!<br>&#8212;<br>Well here we are<br>Me and Molly<br>She is brown-spottet, cheerful<br>And she is jolly<br>Our son is a muuhtant<br>&#8211; But who gives a damn<br>&#8211; I mean, when the folks<br>Downtown, calls us:<br>Mister and mam!!<br><br>[Chorus]<br>I&#8217;m countin&#8217; the cattle: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5&#8230;<br>I&#8217;m countin&#8217; the cattle<br>Just to check if there alive<br>I&#8217;m countin&#8217; the cattle: 6, 7, 8, 9, 10<br>I&#8217;m countin&#8217; the cattle once again<\/td><td>[Omkv\u00e6d]<br>Jeg t\u00e6ller kv\u00e6get: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5&#8230; <br>Jeg t\u00e6ller kv\u00e6get <br>Bare for at tjekke om de er i live <br>Jeg t\u00e6ller kv\u00e6get: 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 <br>Jeg t\u00e6ller kv\u00e6get igen. <br><br>[Vers 1]<br>N\u00e5, den f\u00f8rste lille ko <br>Hun gik op for at klatre, faldt ned fra <br>bjerget &#8211; og s\u00e5 var vi 9 <br>&#8212;<br>Den anden lille ko, hun gik ud <br>P\u00e5 date <br>Opdagede, at det var Wolfie (alts\u00e5 en ulv)<br>Og s\u00e5 var vi 8 <br><br>[Omkv\u00e6d]<br>Jeg t\u00e6ller kv\u00e6get: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5&#8230; <br>Jeg t\u00e6ller kv\u00e6get <br>Bare for at tjekke om de er i live <br>Jeg t\u00e6ller kv\u00e6get: 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 <br>Jeg t\u00e6ller kv\u00e6get igen. <br><br>[Vers 2]<br>Nummer 3 og nummer 4 var langhornede t\u00f8ser &#8211;<br>M\u00f8dte nogle liderlige tyre <br>Og nu t\u00e6ller jeg kun 6<br>&#8212;<br>Nummer 5, 6 og 7 gik ud uden deres n\u00f8gle <br>De h\u00e6nger hos slagteren <br>Og jeg t\u00e6ller kun 3 <br><br>[Omkv\u00e6d]<br>Jeg t\u00e6ller kv\u00e6get: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5&#8230; <br>Jeg t\u00e6ller kv\u00e6get <br>Bare for at tjekke om de er i live <br>Jeg t\u00e6ller kv\u00e6get: 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 <br>Jeg t\u00e6ller kv\u00e6get igen. <br><br>[Vers 3]<br>N\u00e5, 8,9 sagde: &#8211; Vi har det aldrig sjovt!! <br>De pakkede deres ting Og tog afsted! <br>Og jeg t\u00e6ller kun 1!! <br>&#8212; <br>N\u00e5, her er vi Mig og Molly <br>Hun er brunplettet, munter <br>Og hun er lystig <br>Vores s\u00f8n er en muuhtant <br>&#8211; Men hvem bekymrer sig en skid &#8211; <br>Jeg mener, n\u00e5r folkene i <br>Midtbyen (centrum) kalder os: <br>Hr. og mor!!<br><br>[Omkv\u00e6d]<br>Jeg t\u00e6ller kv\u00e6get: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5&#8230; <br>Jeg t\u00e6ller kv\u00e6get <br>Bare for at tjekke om de er i live <br>Jeg t\u00e6ller kv\u00e6get: 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 <br>Jeg t\u00e6ller kv\u00e6get igen. <\/td><\/tr><\/tbody><\/table><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DAD (Disneyland After Dark) slog sig op p\u00e5 at lave ko-punk. Her er en af deres bedste. Deres musik skal ikke altid tages lige seri\u00f8st, men det g\u00e5r p\u00e5 festlig vis over stok og sten. I \u00f8vrigt forb\u00f8d Disneyland dem at hedde Disneyland After Dark og truede med retssag, s\u00e5 de skiftede navn til DAD. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/bliv-klogere.dk\/index.php\/5-dad-counting-the-cattle\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">5. 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