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Today Debbie and William are going to see the “classical” London. They decide to go on a hop-on hop-off bus. This bus is for turists, there is a guide onboard, they run different routes and stop at all the most popular places.
A hop on – hop off bus in London. You can see London Eye in the BackgroundHop on – hop off ruter for The Original Tour London
William: “So, we have got on a turist bus now ready to see London. I suppose you want to see the kings palace in Notthingham Palace or Fulham Palace or cheese and ham Palace …”
Debbie (smiles): “Buckingham Palace my dear. They had a few scandals, so in the tabloid press it has been called ‘Fuckingham Palace’. Not a very nice name. But the English are still very found of the royal family”.
William: “Are we able to get inside the palace?”
Debbie: “Yes but only in some parts of the year. You have to buy tickets well in advance if you want to get inside”.
William: “I suppose that you have bought the tickets long ago. You have always wanted to see the palace”.
Tour Guide: “On your right, you can see Piccadilly Circus. It is one of the most famous places in London”.
Debbie: Wow! I have seen pictures of Piccadilly Circus many times, but I have never been here before.”.
William: “Neither have I. It looks very busy with a lot of busses.”
Tour Guide: “In the middle of the square, you can see the statue that many people call Eros”.
Debbie: I have heard about Eros. Isn’t he a Greek god of love or something like that. It is certainly not a viking god? He is naked”.
Tour Guide: Yes, that’s right. He is the god of unselfish love. Over the years many tourists have taken photos of the statue. Not to mention all the selfies that have been taken here every day”.
Debbie: “Why does he has wings and a bow with an arrow?”
Tour Guide: “It is said if you fall in love it is becourse that Eros flies around and has shot his arrow in your heart”.
Debbie (kisses William). “How romantic! He did that to me a long time ago darling.”
The bus passes by Downing Street 10
Tour Guide: “The small street to the left is called Downing Street. You see guards in front of number 10. Downing Street has been the home for about 50 British prime ministers including Churchill and Margret Thatcher”.
William: “What. Such a small house. How can a prime minister live there?”.
Tour Guide: “It’s a tradition. We have many traditions in England”.
William: “That house ain’t big enough for our president for sure”.
Tour Guide: “Donald Trump? You are absolutely right, not even as a guest. He owns towers in both New York and Las Vegas, right.”
William (impressed). “Yes, how did you know this?”
Tour Guide: “I went to America last year and I have seen both New York and Las Vegas. Las Vegas is a really crazy town. Everything is gambling”.
Downing Street 10 in LondonTrump Tower in New York overlooking Central Park (very very expensive address)
After visiting Bucking Palace
SKRIV OM BESØGET I FØR NUTID OG OM DET LEVEDE OP TIL DEBBIES FORESTILLINGER
bAGEFTER SKRIV OM LONDON TOWER MED EN MASSE DATOER
Mangler men ideer
De kommer på hopOnHopOff bussen
Møder et andet turist par, måske et “rødt” Californisk par, så de kan tale før nutid og før datid
Del 1. Rundvisning på London Castle
Del 2. Bus Picadelly Circus
Del 3. Fuckingham Palace og bus forbi Downing Street 10
4. Going outside London
Tidspunkter og køreplaner
Møde venner
Måske i virkeligheden 3’er, så de kan tale sammen.
5. Deres venner bor selvfølgelig i et rækkehus
De mest almindelige engelske betegnelser er:
terraced house — den klassiske britiske betegnelse for et rækkehus.
terrace house bruges også, især i nogle regioner.
row house er mere amerikansk engelsk.
townhouse bruges både i Storbritannien og USA, men betyder ofte lidt mere eksklusive eller moderne rækkehuse og er ikke helt det samme som et traditionelt dansk rækkehus.
I britisk sammenhæng taler man ofte om:
mid-terrace house = rækkehus midt i rækken
end-terrace house = enderækkehus
Øvrige ideer
Slang
Texas udtryk
Hilsner og daglig tale
Howdy! — klassisk texansk “hej”.
Y’all — “I” / “jer allesammen”.
All y’all — ekstra mange mennesker.
How’s it going, y’all? — meget sydstatsagtigt.
Typiske texanske vendinger
Bless your heart Kan være venligt … eller en meget høflig måde at sige “du er ikke så kvik”.
Fixin’ to Betyder “er ved at skulle til”.“I’m fixin’ to leave.”
Bigger’n Texas Noget enormt stort.“That steak is bigger’n Texas.”
This ain’t my first rodeo “Jeg har prøvet det før.”
Git along, little dogie Gammel cowboy-vending til kvægdrift.
Mad og kultur
BBQ i Texas betyder næsten en religion.
Chicken-fried steak — meget texansk ret.
Tex-Mex — blanding af mexicansk og texansk madkultur.
Forstærkende udtryk
Darn tootin’! — “helt sikkert!”
Hotter than blue blazes — ekstremt varmt.
Madder than a wet hen — meget vred.
Klassisk London
Klassiske London-/Cockney-udtryk
Mate — ven, kammerat “You alright, mate?”
Cheers — tak / farvel “Cheers for that.”
Knackered — meget træt “I’m absolutely knackered.”
Dodgy — mistænkelig eller dårlig kvalitet “That area looks a bit dodgy.”
Taking the piss — gøre grin med nogen “Are you taking the piss?”
Gutted — virkelig skuffet “I missed the train, I’m gutted.”
Peng — meget attraktiv / lækker “That food is peng.”
Bare — meget / mange “There were bare people there.”
Bloke — fyr, mand “Some bloke asked for directions.”
Geezer — typisk London-fyr; lidt rå type “He’s a proper East End geezer.”
London
Typisk britisk dagligsprog i London
Alright? — standardhilsen (“hvordan går det?”) Ofte uden forventning om langt svar.
Fancy — have lyst til “Fancy a pint?”
Chuffed — glad/stolt “I’m well chuffed.”
Skint — flad, ingen penge “Can’t go out, I’m skint.”
Loo — toilet “Where’s the loo?”
Pissed — fuld (i britisk engelsk) “He got pissed last night.”
